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The engines of your love
Achieve escape velocity
Im catapulted into space
For moments I am free
Then a trap door drops;
Im plummeted
Into quicksands of despair
Im consumed by flames of agony
Till you tell me that you care
-Peter Tork
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I'm a narcissist, terrible I know, but it makes me happy and that's all that matters- Me
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Me: hey anna, can you play Fool On a Hill?
Anna: (thinking I said full into hell) umm... that's not exactly on my play list... WHATS ON YOUR PLAY LIST?
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Me: hey anna, can you play Fool On a Hill?
Anna: (thinking I said full into hell) umm... that's not exactly on my play list... WHATS ON YOUR PLAY LIST?
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